Stupid Little Crybabies

You suck.  ALL of you suck.  You know who you are.

I'd like to give an example of the way some people view the world, in their sick, perverse little way:

You are visiting the doctor's office after receiving a letter in the mail that you STD/STI test came back positive and he/she did in fact give you the herpes and crabs you deserve.

Scenario #1:  After the usual 4-6 hour wait in the exam room, the doctor comes in and washes his hands.  After thoroughly washing his hands, the Doctor turns off the fuacets and takes a few paper towels to dry his hands.

Scenario #2:  After the usual 4-6 hour wait in the exam room, the doctor comes in and washes his hands.  After thoroughly washing his hands, the Doctor dries his hands then uses the paper towel to turn the water off.

Those of you scratching your heads trying to figure out the difference may go the the head of the class.

The rest of you are complaining that in scenario #1, the Doctor contaminates his clean hands by touching the faucets directly after washing.  At the same time, you are whining that in scenario #2, the Doctor is wasting water by leaving the faucet on while drying his hands, even though this is the best way to keep from re-soiling his hands.

This is a perfect example of what is going on in our nation today.  No matter what anyone does, we go out of our way to find the downside.  This goes for the President of the United States, law enforcement officials, your neighbors, and even the guy next to you in traffic.

Instead of focusing on the negative, be happy with the positive...find the silver lining or whatever.

In scenario #1, be happy that the Doctor didn't use their clean bare hands to turn off the water.  In scenario #2 be happy that the Doctor didn't waste water by leaving it running while they dried their hands.

To those argumentitive jerks that are trying to change my scenarios to fit their needs, FWHAT OFF!  No, there is no automatic sink or towel dispenser.  No, there is no hand sanitizer.  I am basing my scenarios very carefully on my last visit to the Doctor's office, and around scenario #1 which is what really happened.